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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      rc9gn, Randy_Cunningham:_9th_Grade_Ninja
  Relationship:
      Randy_Cunningham/Howard_Weinerman
  Character:
      Randy_Cunningham, Howard_Weinerman
  Additional Tags:
      Plot_What_Plot/Porn_Without_Plot, PWP, Anal_Sex, Anal_Fingering, Bottom
      Randy, Top_Howard, this_pairing_kills_me, I_wrote_this_instead_of
      actually_sleeping_and_I_don't_regret_it, plus_also_a_major_milestone_for
      me, it's_over_1000_words_(my_original_goal_for_this)_and_around_3-
      4_pages, so_I'm_pretty_darn_proud_okay, but_anyhow_this_is_just_porn_and
      my_first_fic_for_this_fandom, this_is_kind_of_sweet_and_cute_but_the
      ending_is_a_little_bitty_rushed, just_a_teeny_tiny_bit
  Stats:
      Published: 2016-04-30 Words: 1711
****** Touchy Touchy ******
by Irish_Cupcake
Summary
     Howard doesn’t really think much about how touchy Randy’s being,
     mainly because Randy is touchy all the time, doesn’t think much about
     how Randy is resting his head on Howard’s shoulder and nuzzling his
     jaw.
Notes
     First of all, I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF!! I AM SO SO PROUD OF ME. This
     is my first oneshot that is 1000+ words and I did it in Google Docs
     so it's around 3 pages. My formatting always gets ruined by Ao3 so it
     makes me sad cause I have some hella organized formatting (you might
     be able to see some semblance of my hella organized formatting on
     mobile). It took me a whole month to finish this because I was
     writing this and my other porn fics (///~///) all at the same time
     without a good schedule for breaks and all that, so shameless triple
     tasking with naughty naughty fics. The end may seem a little rushed
     because I just wanted to be DONE already, anyone else know that
     feeling? Anyhow I poured my little gay boy heart into this so please
     enjoy and leave kudos or comments, love you guys!
See the end of the work for more notes
     Howard doesn’t really think much about how touchy Randy’s being, mainly
because Randy is touchy all the time, doesn’t think much about how Randy is
resting his head on Howard’s shoulder and nuzzling his jaw. Or how his hand is
resting on Howard’s thigh comfortably, rubbing there and squeezing a bit at the
muscle (his thighs more muscular than before from running around at Randy’s
fights so much) on it. Randy’s been quite a bit more touchy lately, probably
taking advantage of the new boyfriends status that they share. But Howard
doesn’t think about it and instead takes the time to pause Grave Punchers
before Randy climbs onto his ample lap and grinds down a little, pressing
little kisses along Howard’s cheeks before they kiss sweetly on the mouth, his
arms thrown around Howard’s neck and Howard’s hands on his thin hips. Randy
hums and presses forward a bit more eagerly, Howard rubbing his hands along
Randy’s hips and thighs.
 
    Randy giggles just a little and leans forward to whisper quietly into
Howard’s ear,” Do you want to or not?”
 
    “Is that even a question at this point?” Howard replies, gripping
underneath Randy’s thighs and standing up, turning and tossing the extremely
lightweight boy onto his bed,” You should eat more, you weigh, like, nothing.”
 
    “Shut it shoob, you know I eat just as much as you,” Randy says with a
bright smile and hooks his heels on Howard’s waist to pull him forward and
between Randy’s long legs. He scoots back as Howard complies and flops into a
kneeling position on the bed, making the skinnier boy bounce slightly and
laugh. Randy grins brightly at his b(oyfriend)ro, like the goddamn sun kind of
bright, and reaches forward to grab Howard’s shoulders and pull him down on
top. Cradling his face with large hands and placing gentle kisses there.
 
     “Okay yeah, but consider this; I’m pretty sure you weigh around 70 pounds.
No joke dude,” Howard huffs and presses his face into Randy’s to rub their
noses together.
 
     “Last time I checked I weigh at least 105, you’re just freakishly strong,
honestly,” Randy replies and his hands slide upwards into Howard’s hair to run
his hands through it and scratch gently at his scalp. Howard kisses his nose,
cheek, then chin and continues down to Randy’s jaw. Randy tilts his head back
and sighs quietly.
 
     “From carrying all your shit around when you go and fight, yeah, but you
still feel like negative 5 pounds buddy,” Howard mumbles against his throat and
bares his own teeth to bite down a little, knowing just how much Randy likes
that, before rutting up a little against Randy’s still very clothed ass and
balls.
 
     Randy groans and his eyelids flutter at the double stimulation,” You
literally  just  said that I am around 70, now it’s negative 5?” He grins and
asks sarcastically, just to be a dick about this whole thing, and rubs back
against Howard’s dick,” Carrying around a spare joystick in your pocket or are
you just happy to see me?”
 
     “Cunningham, why the fu-- uh you know what I’m just going to ignore that
one,” Howard stifles a little laugh and leans back up to Randy’s face to kiss
on the lips again, suckling on the ninja’s plump bottom lip and biting it while
Randy kisses back happily. Licking along Howard’s upper lip and pulling the
heavier teen forward a bit closer than before, he ruts back again and moans
against Howard’s lips. Howard pulls back just the slightest and grunts in
dissatisfaction,” Fuck this,” he mutters and backs up completely. Gripping the
bottom hem of Randy’s shirt and lifting, the dark haired boy seems happy to
comply and arches his back and tugs the shirt off before throwing it aside.
Howard takes off his plaid over shirt and octopus tee and discards both.
 
     Randy licks his lips and stares at him through lidded eyes, blatantly
checking his boyfriend out while discreetly reaching between them and rubbing
himself. He beams at Howard almost innocently and ‘accidentally’ rubs the back
of his palm against Howard’s rather noticeably large bulge. The redhead puffs
out a breath and presses his hips forwards while patting around underneath
Randy’s pillow where he knows the near to empty lube bottle is hidden. He
successfully finds it and pulls it out from hiding, his other hand preoccupied
with fiddling with the button on his jeans. Randy pops that for him and slides
the zipper down, his own pants already undone, and strokes along the front of
Howard’s boxers and fiddles with the obvious wet spot already appearing there.
Howard stares down at him and Randy looks back up with a cheeky smile, bending
forward and using his boyfriend’s hips as an anchor, Randy licks a stripe up
Howard’s boxers. Howard huffs again and firmly grasps that black hair in his
dainty hand, and roughly pushes Randy back, who whines in protest at that but
enjoys it either way.
 
       “What was that for Howard?” He asks and bucks his hips a little to show
his dissatisfaction with that particular action.
 
      “Just wanted to see your face one last time before it’s stuffed full with
my cock,” he says and shrugs as Randy’s face tinges a little red and he huffs
out a nervous laugh while shaking his head (or well as best as he can with
Howard’s fingers buried in his hair that is). Howard lets go of his hair and
sits forward a little as Randy’s long fingers pull back the elastic band of his
boxers. Randy nuzzles his face against Howard’s soft hip and sneaks his hand
further into the slightly damp and stuffy confines of the boxers, thumbing at
the dick in there a bit and grasping it firmly. But not too tight at all,
Howard bites his lip and sighs out through his nose in borderline impatience.
Randy pumps his hand once, twice, and pulls the boxers down around Howard’s
thighs in a swift movement, mouthing at his boyfriend’s hip and working
downwards. He stops and turns his face when the head touches and nudges against
his cheek, leaving a wet streak. Pressing a kiss to the base, Randy then licks
all the way to the underside of the tip, taking it into his mouth and bringing
in more inch by inch, until his nose is pressed into coarse pubic hairs. He
glances upwards and looks Howard directly in the eye, Randy pulls back a little
before dipping his head back down, and repeating that action twice more. He
opens up and lets it drop out of his mouth with a pop, bringing his hand back
up for a few more pumps.
 
       Randy takes Howard Mini back into his mouth another time and bobs his
head, hollowing out his cheeks and sucking hard for a moment. He lets it drop
out again and looks back up at Howard,” How about we get to the real party?”
Randy asks and smirks a little and wiggles excitedly when Howard slips off of
his lap and in between Randy’s long legs. Slipping off those boxers the rest of
the way and basically tearing off Randy’s boxer-briefs eagerly. He leans in and
kisses the taller boy on the mouth, feeling the firm reciprocating press of the
dark haired teen’s lips. Howard discreetly pops open the bottle of lube and
wets a finger, only pulling back to ask the ever present question he asks every
time.
 

       “Ready?”
 
    “Born ready baby,” but Randy’s words trail off into a gasping whine, faint
and breathy as the first finger presses in. Now Howard may have some dainty ass
hands but they hit Randy just right as he arches his back a little, biting his
lip and closing his eyes. He leans just a little further into the plush
mattress, and after thrusting his first finger a few times, Howard puts in a
second. The initial burn brings a little snap of pleasure to Randy, and Howard
scissors his fingers before pressing around in search of a prostate. The dark
haired one of the two (and obviously the one being fingered here) quivers and
his thighs squeeze around Howard’s hips; he clutches at the sheets and gasps
sharply. Another finger slips in discreetly, and all three stretch him out.
Randy manages to pant out a few words,” I-I want your fat cock Howie,” he moans
quietly,” Please please…”
 
    “Geez Cunningham, eager are we?” Howard slicks up his dick and pulls out
his fingers, positioning himself patiently. He pushes in just as Randy takes a
breath and opens his mouth to retort (probably ready to say “shut up” or
something similar), his breath cutting off and stuttering. Howard groans lowly
as inch by inch of him slides inside smoothly, the tight space gripping him
perfectly. He lets Randy adjust before pulling back and thrusting back in
gently; his pace picks up as he repeats this motion. Soon enough Randy is
basically being fucked out of his mind into the mattress, his legs curling
around his boyfriend’s waist even tighter and his toes curling inward tightly.
He moans lewdly and gasps for air, and his hand reaches down to stroke himself.
Randy tightens around Howard and he tries to speak (and fails), only whimpering
and becoming a shaking mess as he orgasms. Bending his back and twisting
harshly. Howard starts to become undone and his pace becomes sloppy, he leans
down and kisses Randy harshly before ramming into him. Slamming home and
practically growling while sweat drips down off of him, he pulls out and puts
on a clean new pair of underwear after cleaning off his dick.
 
     Howard returns with underwear from Randy’s overnight bag and a warm and
wet rag. Cleaning off his drowsy lover tiredly, he helps Randy put on some new
underwear and collapses onto the bed. Randy immediately clings to him like a
magnet, his legs tangled with Howard’s and his head nestled in the bend of
Howard’s neck. Resting quietly, Howard wraps his arms around Randy and rests
his hands on the small of Randy’s back. A moment’s pause of total stillness
excluding breathing, their synchronized heartbeats calming and sweet. Quiet
words break the air.

     “I love you.”
End Notes
     P.S: I might have this in its own little series of porn oneshots if I
     have the time this summer ;).
     P.P.S: The line," I-I want your fat cock already Howie," was so
     extremely embarrassing to write I hope y'all know that I was just
     wiggling and blushing this is what I do for y'all. m(///~///)m
     -With Love (and PORN),
     Percy
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